Sunday 28 July 2019
Fun night out in Hudds :) Want to go to clubs every week!
Saturday 27 July 2019
Ludarcirs Number One Spot
Yeah baby, hehe, yeah!
Back again (that's right) Luda! Ha ha ha ha (Feel this)
It gets meaner and meaner each time baby
Feelin real good too (holla at 'em man) What up Uncle 'Face! (Yeah)
I'm a bull in this industry man (tell 'em)
Some would rather run down and get one cow (nah)
I think I'd rather walk down and get 'em all
You know what I'm talkin 'bout right? Look
[Verse 1]
I'm never going nowhere so don't try me
My music sticks in fans' veins like an IV
Flows poison like Ivy, oh they grimy
Already offers on my 6th album from labels tryin to sign me
Respected highly, "Hi, Mr. O'Reilly!"
Hope all is well, kiss the plaintiff and the wifey
Drove through the window, the industry super sized me
Now the girls see me and a river's what they cry me
I'm on the rise, so many people despise me
Got party ammunition for those tryin to surprise me (surprise!)
It's a celebration and everyone should invite me
Roll with the crew or meet the bottom of our Nikes (blaow!)
Explorer like Dora these swipers can't swipe me
My whole aura's so MEAN in my white tee
Nobody light-skinned did reppin harder since Ice-T
You disagree, take the Tyson approach and bite me!
[Hook]
Whoa! Don't slip up or get got! (Why not man?)
I'm comin' for that number one spot! (Alright)
Rappers swearin' they on top! (Nuh uh, uh uh)
But I'm comin' for they number one spot! (Alright man)
Scheme scheme, plot plot (say WHAT?)
I'm comin' for that number one spot! (Woo, hey)
Keep it goin' it won't stop! (What you doin' man?)
I'm comin' for that number one spot!
[Verse 2]
Yes indeed, Ludacris I'm hotter than Nevada
Ready to break the steerin' column on yo' Impala
If I get caught, bail out, po'-po' I tell 'em holla
In court I never show up, like Austin Powers fa-zha
Father, father, and hey I love gold
But can buy anything I want from the records I've sold
Jacuzzi's hot, Cristal is so cold
Neighbors catch contacts, from the blunts that I've rolled
A pig in a blanket, a smoke and a pancake
Drop albums non-stop once a year for my fans sake
I crush mics until my hand breaks
Then shag now and shag later 'til these women can't stand straight
The Luda-meister got 'em feelin so randy
I'm +XXL+ so I call 'em my +Eye Candy+
Brush my shoulder and I, pop my collar
Cause I'm worth a million ga-zillion fa-fillion dollars
[Hook]
Whoa! Don't slip up or get got! (Why not man?)
I'm comin for that number one spot! (Alright)
Rappers swearin they on top! (Nuh uh, uh uh)
But I'm comin' for they number one spot! (Alright man)
Scheme scheme, plot plot (say WHAT?)
I'm comin for that number one spot! (Woo, hey)
Keep it goin it won't stop! (What you doin' man?)
I'm comin for that number one spot!
[Verse 3]
Causin' lyrical disasters, it's the master
Make music for Mini-Me's, models and Fat Bastards
These women trying to get me out my Pelle Pelle
They strip off my clothes and tell me, "Get in my belly!"
Stay on the track, hit the ground runnin like Flo-Jo
Sent back in time and I've never lost my mojo
Ladies and gentlemen ahh, boys and girls
Ludacris sent down to take over the whole world!
[Hook]
Whoa! Don't slip up or get got! (Why not man?)
I'm comin' for that number one spot! (Alright)
Rappers swearin' they on top! (Nuh uh, uh uh)
But I'm comin' for they number one spot! (Alright man)
Scheme scheme, plot plot (say WHAT?)
I'm comin' for that number one spot! (Woo, hey)
Keep it goin' it won't stop! (What you doin' man?)
I'm comin' for that number one spot!
Friday 26 July 2019
Morning Runner Gone Up In Flames
You got caught trying to break in
But you just laughed and said It couldn't have been me
She shaved off her hair
Said that she didn't care
And that life was so unfair
And all that she wanted was to be left alone
He said he missed bliss smiled and left a kiss
And I said this isn't it And won't you please come home
And start again
Cos all you've ever wanted
Has gone up in flames
And all you've ever wanted
Can never stay the same
Oh no, this can't be happening
I said oh no, this can't be happening
Going to the race track to try and get your money back
You got caught trying to break in
But you just laughed and said
It couldn't have been me
She wore lip gloss cried when she got cross
And all that she had was lost
She sold it all…all for pearls
He said he missed bliss smiled and left a kiss
And I said this isn't it
And won't you please come home
And start again
Cos all you've ever wanted
Has gone up in flames
And all you've ever wanted
Can never stay the same
And all you've ever wanted
Has gone up in flames
And all you've ever wanted
Can never stay the same
Mark Howitt
Ready to achieve more...
Thursday 25 July 2019
Monthly Global Reach
279
United States
242
Russia
72
Ukraine
57
Ireland
56
India
46
Germany
36
France
25
South Korea
24
Portugal
20
If you feel I'm a good fit for you... I'm open to all paid writing offers. May contact some sites today!
As A Writer I Will Not Be A Sheep
Hot here in the UK... quite hard to sleep...
So that's mean you're getting a pure instinct article...
As a writer I will not be a sheep...
I've just finished rereading my Fool articles again...
And you know what... in a way I have to say the editor did a good job...
But... there will be no editing here...
So on the first article I said that I believed Boris Johnson would be the new Prime Minister... I think they edited that a bit. I believed I knew he would be and he did. Then the editing came in that I thought 'he could be' a better negotiator than May, something like that.
I think you'd have to be... very bad at negotiating to be as bad as May. I think will Johnson will be much better...
So... I mean that's what I actually think... I still think that article is good overall though...
It's like... as a writer, taxpayer and just person I will not just be a taxpaying sheep. My sister gets paid FAR MORE than me in wages as a doctor... I can't spend my life just paying her wages if the NHS is wasting money treating people who haven't paid money in. That's just stupid and wouldn't happen in most EU countries...
Some public sector workers do a good job (my sister is actually a good doctor, pays out of her own money to go to foreign countries and helps people)... but others are... lucky to be in a job for life...
I think a lot of public sector workers would have quite a shock trying to work in the private sector. I mean... I reckon a lot of them wouldn't last long...
Yep... it's like I've been doing a few online chats today... talking about how "I wanted to be a writer since I was young"...
I said... I'm good but it's hard to get paid for it.
Actually got published aged 4 in The Huddersfield Examiner...
Don't buy the Examiner now though... because it's Labour owned...
Sorry Robert Sutcliffe... lols.
It's like... 35 now... still a writer.
I'm getting too old to pull punches... I have to deliver realness... even if some people don't like it.
There's too much unskilled labour from the EU (and other parts of the world)... this drives British wages down. Britain is overpopulated too...
It's quite a hard balance being a share investor, writer... and just Mark Howitt, British.
But unskilled (and criminal) immigration needs to be dealt with.
Wednesday 24 July 2019
Alive
Paul van Dyke
We Are Alive
Have you seen a movie?
Kisses and goodbye.
Have you seen a dark cloud?
Fades into night.
Have you seen a new one?
Telling me the lights.
Karma's like a boomerang
A feeling deep inside.
Ain't not know
Ain't about you.
You don't know
That about me.
I don't know
That about you.
But if we really feel
We are alive
Take a breath
We are alive
Take a deep breath
We are alive
Take a breath
We are alive
Take a deep breath
We're in a movie
As fly up to the sky
Help me, love will be
The foolest game to get me high.
Let's drive out this highway,
Feel my future vain.
Let this twist and want to love you so,
Here we go.
You don't know
That about me.
I don't know
That about you.
You don't know
That about me.
Actually reading smart song lyrics is a way of improving as a writer... doing it now..
Future Share Articles
Just writing this quickly to say I'm going to do at least one share article per month on this website from now on... for the learning experience. It will be totally in my style...
I may do some paid writing for other websites too if we're a good fit, feel free to contact me if interested!
I believe UK shares are starting to gain momentum now... and we live in interesting times...
Tuesday 23 July 2019
Action Article
Lots of action to be taken today...
Blasting back into this one...
So...
Five Fool articles out now... spent quite a lot of time on them, thousands of views...
I've had to think about every word...
I do want to do more share writing in future... there are lots of thoughts swimming around in my head about this...
I think I will always be true to my style...
There's a lot more to action than just writing though... I'm making myself go on a walk every day and eating more healthy.
People know I am a real talk share writer... part of the reason I spent so long researching the BP and Shell article is because I have large positions in both companies... share investing isn't an academic game to me...
I speak to high quality people about shares every day... Chris Bailey thinks about them in some way for like 20 hours a day practically every day... but I talk to lots of different people... different interesting views...
So even though when I'm talking about shares... generally to the elite... people who in terms of analytical ability who are certainly in the top 5%... (Chris Bailey in the top 0.1% I reckon)... I do talk to a lot of 'regular people' about shares too...
(My shares rose nicely today btw... that's how I make or lose most of my money...)
They're interested but... they know practically nothing about them... so I quickly explain.
My share articles weren't perfect but for those kind of people... which are like around 90% of the population... I think there's a lot they can take from them...
Anyway...
My life is not just shares...
There's a whole world out there... plenty of interesting people to meet and places to go. I only like spending time with quality people... yet I manage to do that most of the time...
Money is worthless on death. It's just a score in a computer game to me...
By this I mean I will continue to express myself in 'none share writing'.... I actually find it easier... maybe I am better at it...
I still think with around 200,000 views worldwide I am good at share writing... I have plenty of people telling me what else I should say though... sometimes they're right... other times maybe not...
Rest assured there is much more to come...
Monday 22 July 2019
Article
I can justify the time as I have big shareholdings in both companies... yet I really want a draft to be ready today!
Sunday 21 July 2019
Action
Lots of action to be taken today...
Wednesday 17 July 2019
Fool
Monday 15 July 2019
Friday 12 July 2019
Article
Wednesday 10 July 2019
Happy to connect with other share writers as I will be doing more share articles!
Monday 8 July 2019
My Fool Journey
In early 2005 I had nearly finished my novel Playing to Win... I'd got to the stage where I was fine reading more books... the stage where I didn't read as much to solely focus on the imagery in my mind for the novel had passed...
2005... you could say for my age I had a decent amount of money, but I hadn't really been interested in earning it, just saving it and not wasting it. I was pretty 'anti consumerism' and played a lot of chess...
Then I read about Tony Buzan's 'Wheel of Life' and how money was part of your overall happiness. So my father Richard Howitt suggested I read The Motley Fool Guide to UK investing...
I did do and it's one of the best factual books I've ever read. The writing style was compelling and funny. The book urged me to get started in investing right away... it was a bit hard to get an account open but by early March 2005 I managed to get a Legal and General index tracker. By June 2005 I started buying individual shares.
Some of you may know this... but I actually had bought shares before in 1998 when I was 15. My dad said I had too much money in cash and should buy some shares. He gave me a magazine and I picked Manchester United shares, thinking they would make money. I actually did make over 200% on my money then... sheer luck as I knew nothing about analysing a company. So being strictly accurate my share journey started in 1998 but I only count it since 2005 as that's when I started to try and understand shares...
I joined the Fool message boards, posted a lot and read the articles every day. In 2007 I managed to get a sales job with Centrica aka British Gas which I earned decent money from... I've worked for or behalf of many of the shares I partly own...
I became pretty interested in shares- since I started buying individual shares until now practically every day I would check the prices and news...
I put a higher percentage of my wealth into shares... there's been ups and downs yet for some shares such as Legal and General I have been up over 700% in capital value before...
Anyway let's get to 2014... that's when my first ever Fool article was published...
I'd read hundreds of Fool articles by this point yet never thought I would be able to write Fool articles... seeing that article up as a main Fool article was one of my best ever writing moments...
So I wrote four Fool articles... my first was one my favourite in terms of writing style and is still one of the favourite articles I've ever written. I've thought about doing one in a similar style and have in some ways in other supermarket articles I've written... don't want to copy the format exactly yet I like the way it flows... I've written quite a lot on supermarkets for various sites and have a new supermarket article coming out soon...
I wrote four articles then sadly I wasn't allowed to write anymore for Fool... it was nothing personal yet my articles hadn't had enough people sign up their email to them...
Also to start off writing for Fool in 2014 as a share writing novice... well it's a bit like a youngster playing in the first team for Manchester United at 18... when Man U were good ;)... All the other Fool writers had much more formal share writing experience...
So I chatted to Rupert Hargreaves and he suggested I may be able to write for other sites... so I did. I've written hundreds of share articles with over 180,000 views worldwide at this point. Yet being directly honest... the feeling I had writing for them never matched the feeling of seeing that first article be main article for Fool... and again being directly honest for the majority of those articles I was much less well paid then I had been for Fool...
I'm not getting paid for this article by the way and haven't been asked to do it... just saying what's on my mind... my life would have been very different if I hadn't found Fool...
Flash forward to 2019. I am working as a share analyst now in paid employment. I had asked since then to write for Fool yet hadn't been able to... I thought I would try again...
The feeling I had of making it... honestly I felt I had about the same chances I had in 2014... not much...
Yet I was able to and am writing articles for Fool now... it's a short term deal with the potential of writing more...
It's my main focus right now- I even convince my boss to allow me to write while I'm at work...
Anyway the market is opening soon... I'd just like to say thanks to everyone who has supported my Fool articles so far... in particular Chris Bailey, Wheelie Dealer and Jonathan Curry... promotion helps ;)
It's my goal to make my Fool articles as powerful as possible so please read them and if you feel there is value... which there IS... please sign up your email for the free report... I am judged on that...
Thank you all for reading!
Saturday 6 July 2019
New article on Sainsbury's and Tesco hopefully out soon!
Global Reach Monthly Views
United States
229
United Kingdom
214
Russia
78
Ireland
50
India
46
Ukraine
23
Germany
20
France
13
Italy
13
Mexico
13
Friday 5 July 2019
Thursday 4 July 2019
Shares...
I've written a new article on @AskLloydsBank which hopefully will be published soon... Had very good feedback on my @TheMotleyFoolUK article today too!
One way or another... I promise you my best writing is yet to come...
My mind is always thinking...
Thinking of phrases to use...
My main writing goal at the moment is to produce high quality share articles... yet in time there will be more high quality writing in other areas too...
Over 111,000 views on this site, over 180,000 on share articles... I don't want to sound arrogant... I know that's nothing compared to some writers... but I know my readers are elite winners... I will produce more for you...
New Fool Article
This is my best writing moment of the year. Please read my exclusive new Fool article now!
New Fool Article
Tuesday 2 July 2019
New Writing
I will keep you all posted yet I have some new fresh ideas you can benefit from... thank you all for your support!
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